You know your life has taken a turn for the best when you are excited for the shipment of worms you’ll be getting in a few days time. Step aside friendships and fun! I have worms!
You know what else is a clear turn for the best? Having nothing to talk about on a date other than your worm hobby.
“Yea, I have worms. At least a hundred.”
This is a sure way to be safely home and tucked in under your blankets by 10pm that night.
Step aside social life! The worms have made it!
…just counting down the days until they arrive…